21 Things Every Lazy Person Hates In Early Morning

GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW..

1. Go to work? Dark

Come home? Dark

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2. People talking to me right when I get up.

3.  Waking up

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4. Kids waking up earlier than you.

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5. Someone emptying the FUCKING DISHWASHER.

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6. Someone Mowing Their Lawn

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7. The Cold

8. Myself for still being at the bar drinking.

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9. Shiny, happy people.

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10. Little Children In Large Quantities.

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11. The toilet seat is always cold.

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12. You brushed your teeth and now orange juice or anything other than water tastes like hate.

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13. You got shampoo in your eyes while showering and it’s painful.

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14. The birds who decide that 6 AM is the time to call for poon.

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15. My Cat. Owners of cat will get it.

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16. School Buses Noise

 

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17. People making unnecessary noise. Just be quieter. Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean everyone else has to be.

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18. Anyone Messing With My Food.

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19. Wife/Mom Asking What I Want For Dinner.

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20.  Accidentally Pressing Stop Instead Of Snooze.

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21. Every Damn Thing.

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